Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You’ve given me, Our love is true This I can see. Happy Anniversary….

A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there’s a wet pussy, there’s a happy cock!..

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure..

1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, ‘HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?’…

I want to suck you… I want to lick you… I wanna move my tongue all over you… I want to feel you in my mouth… that’s how u… eat an ice cream…

Sex is evil and evil’s a sin. but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!!…

Roses are red. voilets are corny. when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!…

Of all the babes u r my selection please dont giv me a rejection. my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!…

If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?…

I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins!…