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William of Baskerville

July1

So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
- William of Baskerville in ‘The Name of the Rose’…

Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria

July1

Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
- Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria…

Horace (65 BC – 8 BC)

July1

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment.
- Horace (65 BC – 8 BC)…

For pepsi “shahrukh”

July1

For pepsi “shahrukh”

For coke “aamir”

For mirinda “vivek”

For fanta “rani”

And For Thums Up “Akshay”

Don’t worry
For Bante wala soda “You”
Cheers !!!…

Read caps word reversely

July1

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)

Read caps word reversely.

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

If you are in tension

July1

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions..

When u feel sad

July1

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell….

Agar ap se koi kahe k

July1

Agar ap se koi kahe k
aap

“GOOD LOOKING”

“SMART”
or
“GENIOUS”
ho

to rakh k us ka munh pe thapr dena

or kehna march ka mahine me
APRIL FOOL? …

APRIL FOOL

July1

Agar koi aj k
din ap se kahe k
ap KHUBSURAT
HO,
SMART HO
GENIUS HO
tu
rakh
k
stupid k mo per
thaper do
Q k wo
November k
mahenay
me

APRIL FOOL mana
raha hai …

In hasino se Rasme Wafa

July1

In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai… Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

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