Tip Top SMS http://www.tiptopsms.com SMS Collection Love SMS Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:07:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 CIRCUIT http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1794 http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1794#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:07:29 +0000 Umer http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1794 CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

]]> http://www.tiptopsms.com/?feed=rss2&p=1794 0 Qualities a friend must have http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1792 http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1792#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:06:50 +0000 Umer http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1792 Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend

]]> http://www.tiptopsms.com/?feed=rss2&p=1792 0 Employer: ?In this job http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1790 http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1790#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:06:21 +0000 Umer http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1790 Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?

Applicant: ?I?m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.?

]]> http://www.tiptopsms.com/?feed=rss2&p=1790 0 Repeat these lines at least 2 hours http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1788 http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1788#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:05:52 +0000 Umer http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1788 Repeat these lines at least 2 hours
everyday after Namaz outside the mosque
and u will b a millionare within few Months.
“Allah k naam par dey de baba”

]]> http://www.tiptopsms.com/?feed=rss2&p=1788 0 In heaven together http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1786 http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1786#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:05:22 +0000 Umer http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1786 In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”.

]]> http://www.tiptopsms.com/?feed=rss2&p=1786 0 Do u know whats A B C D E F G? http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1784 http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1784#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:04:51 +0000 Umer http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1784 Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done and Catches(new) Boy Again.

]]> http://www.tiptopsms.com/?feed=rss2&p=1784 0 He said… http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1782 http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1782#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:04:25 +0000 Umer http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1782 He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter who left you the money!

]]> http://www.tiptopsms.com/?feed=rss2&p=1782 0 Wo mud mud k Hame dekh http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1780 http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1780#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:03:39 +0000 Umer http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1780 Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame…

]]> http://www.tiptopsms.com/?feed=rss2&p=1780 0 Log ishq kartay hain http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1778 http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1778#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:03:09 +0000 Umer http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1778 Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

]]> http://www.tiptopsms.com/?feed=rss2&p=1778 2 Itna khubsurat http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1776 http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1776#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:02:37 +0000 Umer http://www.tiptopsms.com/?p=1776 Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?

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