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Latest Adult sms |
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What is the resemblance? |
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What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman?
When they are wet, they
do not squeak any more!... |
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They are still together |
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Can't believe that after all the shit they are still together
Who?
Your Bum Cheeks... |
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An In Depth Study Has Shown |
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AN IN-DEPTH STUDY HAS SHOWN
THAT THE BIRD FLU VIRUS HITS
SMALL COCKS FIRST. I THOUGHT I'D WARN YOU IMMEDIATELY!!... |
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Sex is good, sex is fine |
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Sex is good, sex is fine
Doggy style or 69
Just 4 fun or getting paid
everyone loves getting laid
So if u want me in the sack,
lick ur lips n text me back.. |
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Q What does PMS stand forq |
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Q: What does PMS stand for? .
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A: Penis Must Suffer... |
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After gr8 sex |
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After gr8 sex, she lies there stroking his penis.
He asks: Do you want more sex?
She says: No. Just admiring ur penis.
I used to have one just like it.. |
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