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4 WAYS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE
 

4 WAYS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE.

1 make sure that she's rich.
2 make sure she cooks.
3 make sure she fucks.
4 make sure these 3 women NEVER meet!.

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If U want to start business
  If U want to start business,
start a Condom Company named
"DIPPER Condoms" it'll get
free publicity on Pakistani
trucks..... Use DIPPER at Night!...
 
 
Women life is very difficult
  Women life is very difficult
morning washes clothes
noon dries clothes
evening iron clothes
night remove clothes
and late night
searches clothes!!...
 
 
Never dance naked
  Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when
the music stops....
 
 
Sex is like
  Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI
(ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE
TRUE) .
 
 
A man wanted 2 get married
  A man wanted 2 get married, He had a choice of 3 women. 1st woz a rich dcotor,2nd woz a poor cleaner and 3rd woz a prostitute. WHO DID HE PICK? The 1 wid big tits!...  
 
 
 
 
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