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One boy to girl |
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One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya gaya?
Boy-agar mere baap
ka gaya hota to tum itni kaali na hoti !! |
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Doctor: Kya taklif hai? |
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Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!... |
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A person asked a SARDAR |
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A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!... |
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Why do women.. |
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Why do women have orgasms during sex??? It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.... |
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Do you like maths |
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Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!... |
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Types of Arse.. |
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Types of arse ...
(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!... |
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