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Bollywood and Marriage |
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Finally, here is some warning given out in good faith! Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote:( Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote:) Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss:) Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss:( Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun? |
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Bollywood and Software |
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* DO loop Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhi hai, aur kal bhi rahega * IF THEN ELSE Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin Magar kisi aur ko chaahogi to mushkil hogi. * RETURN statement aa laut ke aaja mere meet tujhe mere geet bulaate hain * Procedure call aaja re ab mera dil pukaara * malloc() Yaad kiya dilne kahan ho tum? * exit(), suspend Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa * for(::), the infinite loop hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke gaate rahe hain, gaate rahenge hum tum... * [remote login:] tumse kuchh kehna hai, gar tum kuch kehne do * [ network busy ] suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kucha huwa kya? abhee to nahin... * Two Recursive functions calling each other muze kuch kahana hein, muze bhee kuch kahena hein pahle tum, pahle tum..... * extern variable hum hein rahee pyaar ke, humse kucha bhee na boliye jo bhee pyar se mila hum usike ho liye * static/local variable Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan iske siwa jaana kahan * SUBROUTINE Akela hoon mai, es duniya mein, na koi sathee hai...... * Mental state after a CLEAN COMPILE Ek punjaban dil churake le gayee, hai...... sona sona ...... dil mera sona..... * Completion of DESIGN SPECIFICATION Chanda se hoga woh pyara, phoolon se hoga woh nyara, nachega aangan mei chamcham, nanha sa munna hamara..... * FILE NOT FOUND Na tum hame jano, na hum tumhe jane, magar lagta hai kutch aisa...... * Global application Mera juuta hai japanee, yeh patloon enlishtani, sar pe lal topy roosi phir bhi dil hai hindustani...... |
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Bollywood Love Letter
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When I am: Kareeb There is only: Khamoshi I want to speak: Dil Se That's my kind of: Ishq I want this to be: Gupt As I always have: Darr That I will loose you: Sajani And that would be great: Sadma I am your: Mr.Aashique But sometimes bit: Deewana Tell me: Hum Aapke Hain Kaun As I feel : Kuch Kuch Hota Hai In this : Duniya Dilwalon Ki I told you: Maine Pyar Kiya May be : Dil To Pagal Hai Because: Jab Pyar Kisise Hota Hai The whole world appears as: Dushman But anyway: Pyar To Hona Hi Tha
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