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Some Film titles may be like these : -- ** Munna Bhi MCSA ** Kal MSN Ho Na Ho ** Love in mIRC ** Tere Nick ** ID Mil Gaya ** Chat To Kero ** Ek Programmer Thi ** Yeh Hack Horaha Hai ** Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe ** Network Ke Us Paar ** Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai ** Aao Chat Kare ** C Wale Job Le Jayenge ** Programmer No.1 ** Mera Naam Developer ** Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein ** Do Processor, Baarah Terminal ** Tera Code Chal Gaya ** Har Din Jo Mail Karega ** Debugging Koi Khel Nahi ** Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehatha Hai ** Raju Ban Gaya MCSE ..! ** Client Ek Numbari, C Programmer Dus Numbari ** Login Karo Sajana ** Naukar PC Ka ** 1942 -- A Bug Story ** Kaho Na Virus Hai ** Crash Se Crash Tak ** Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai ** Shaheed Hacker Singh ** Password De Ke Dekho ** Terminal Apna , Login Parayi ** Mr. Network Lal ** Terminal Sajaake Rakhna ** Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani ** Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha ** Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi ** Hang To Hona Hi Tha. |
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Kesto Mukherjee |
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Kesto Mukherjee had a little too much to drink one day. He was driving home from the bar one night and, of course, his car was weaving violently all over the road. A hawaldar pulls him over and asked, "kahan se aa rahe ho?" "Iiiizzzzze! daru khane se! izzzeezzzeh!" slurs Kesto. "Lagta hai ke aapne bahot pee rakhi hai" "Hehheha. Lekin mai thik hu!" Kesto says in his usual style. "Lekin aapko pata hai," says the hawaldar, "kuchh der pahle pahle aapki biwi car se gir gayi? "Iiizzzzzezzzeeh! Tab to sab thik hai" sighs Kesto, "thodi der ke liye to apne ko laga...izzzezze...ke apun behra ho gaya hun....hehhehe". |
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Famous Bollywood Quotes
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One cannot achieve succeess with every film. Audiences can be unpredictable. The failure could be due to a bad script or characterisation. All this is a part of the learning process. - Amitabh Bachchan (Actor, Producer) I refuse to be a doormat to any man. I will never allow anyone to push me around. I am my own mistress. - Manisha Koirala (Actress) Why should I try to imitate Kajol? I am not a mimicry artist. - Rani Mukherjee (Actress) It's strange that Rakesh Roshan thinks I look older than Hrithik. In fact, he's approached me for all his home productions. - Aishwarya Rai (Actress) Just because I'm an actress, why should anyone dare to assume that I have no morals? - Preity Zinta (Actress) I still have a long way to go. People will realise the difference between Shah Rukh Khan and a one-movie-wonder like me. - Hrithik Roshan (Actor)
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Death At 11 PM
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There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM. So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........ Just when the clock struck 11... Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system and plugged in the vacuum cleaner !!
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