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Latest Cricket Sms And Jokes |
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What is the height of optimism ? |
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What is the height of optimism ? Ganguly coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face. What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? The entire Indian Innings. Where do Indian batsmen perform there best? In Advertisements. When would ganguly have 100 runs against his name? When he is bowling. You can read other jokes by clicking on the menu on your left. |
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Indian Team Manager |
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Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone) Caller :"Can I talk to Azharuddin Please,I am his friend and calling from Hyderabad." Indian Team Manager:"Sorry,he went to bat" Azharuddin's friend:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on" |
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Nagma boli kem chhey |
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Nagma boli kem chhey kem chhey kem chhey Dada bole eim chhey eim chhey eim chhey runs nahin bante hain matches mein arrey yeh to game chhey game chhey game chhey game chhey Jab ball ko maine dekha aur dekh ke maara shot sneak liya ball ne aur ho gaya main caught last time tha score less than 10 aur is baar bhi same chhey same chhey same chhey same chhey Jab fielding ki thi baari to chhode maine catch mere kaaran hi India ne haare itne match khelta hoon itna ghatiya par mujhko aati nahin shame chhey shame chhey shame chhey shame chhey..
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Shoiab Akhtar admits Ganguly
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Shoiab Akhtar admits Ganguly is faster and quicker than him. "I haven't seen any one get out so fast. Man, I envy his speed. I am quick but he is quickest.", he says. "I think I should now cut my run up short when I bowl to him. Or else, he might be gone when I am half way thru my run up."
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Merv Hughes to Viv Richards
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Merv Hughes to Viv Richards During a test match in the West Indies Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say f*** off."
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You have two sides
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You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!
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