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Where do Indian batsmen perform |
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Where do Indian batsmen perform there best? In Advertisements. |
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Two aliens were visiting Earth to research |
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Two aliens were visiting Earth to research the local customs. They split up so that they could learn more in the time allowed. When they met to share their knowledge, the first alien told of a religious ceremony it had seen. "I went to a large green field shaped like a meteorite crater. Around the edges, several thousand worshippers gathered. Then two priests walk to the centre of the field to a rectangular area and hammer six spears into the ground, three at each end. Then eleven more priests walk out, clad in white robes. Then two high priests wielding clubs walk to the centre and one of the other priests starts throwing a red orb at the ones with the clubs." "Gee," replied the other alien, "what happens next?" "Then it begins to rain." |
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The Devils challenged the Angels
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The Devils challenged the Angels to a game of cricket. "But we've got all the cricketers," said the Angels. "Yes. But we've got all the umpires!" exclaimed The Devils.
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A very keen cricketer asked a divine
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A very keen cricketer asked a divine, allegedly with good connections on high , whether there was any cricket in heaven . The priest replied:"I cant tell you now , but if you come back on Sunday , I might have an answer . " On sundaythe priest told the cricketer : "I've had good news and bad news . The good news is : Yes , there is cricket in heaven . And now for the bad news : You are in to bat on Friday !"
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The white coat was a vampire!
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Mrs Jones : I'd like my son to be excused playing cricket. I don't think he should mix with that sort of person. Teacher: How d'you mean? Mrs Jones: Well I distinctly heard him say that the man in the white coat was a vampire!
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