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Latest Cricket Sms And Jokes |
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SEHWAG’s SON: Mummy mummy !! |
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SEHWAG’s SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe six mar rahe hain (Mummy mummy !! see Dady is hitting six after a six ) SEHWAG’s WIFE: Beta theek se dekho,advertisement hoga ( Son, watch it again…..might be an advertisement ) |
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DIVORCE COURT SCENE |
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DIVORCE COURT SCENE : The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG): Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy? LG - No, my mummy beats me. J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy. LG - No, my daddy beats me too. J. - Well then, who do you want to live with? LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!! |
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A distraught woman rushed
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A distraught woman rushed into a Police Station claiming she had been raped. The Desk Sergeant calmed her down and asked her to provide details. She told him that it was a man of average height dressed in white and that he was wearing protective pads on his legs and forearms, additionally he had on a helmet and gloves. "That sounds as if the man was a cricketer" observed the policeman. "Oh yes he was" replied the woman, "and what's more he was an Englishman". "I suppose you guessed that because of his accent " said the Sergeant. "No" the woman said, "it was because he didn't stay in very long."
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English Cricket and Rain
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There was a long drought in Central Africa. The witch doctor had tried all his rainmaking dances, imprecations, but to no avail. One of the elders observed that rain was never a problem in England, so why not send the witch doctor to London to learn the secret. Off he went to England, learned the secret, and returned to the tribe. He informed the leaders that these crazy white men had a big paddock of grass enclosed by a white picket fence. In the middle were two lots of sticks driven into the ground. Two men, each with a club, stood next to these sticks and waited for a lot of other men to spread themselves all over the paddock. Then two more men, wearing black trousers, four sweaters and six hats, came out to keep a close watch on the men with the clubs. Then one man got a red rock and threw it at one of the fellers with a club. AND DOWN CAME THE RAIN!
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'I can't understand it,'
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'I can't understand it,' said the captain. 'It was such an important game that I bribed the umpire and yet we still lost.' 'Terrible, isn't it,' a bowler agreed. 'It's getting so you can't trust anyone.'
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