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George spent every Sunday |
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George spent every Sunday playing cricket. It finally got too much for his wife , who exploded, 'Cricket! All you ever think about is cricket! I think I'd drop dead if you stayed home on Sunday!' |
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In a country town match |
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In a country town match, the batsman was out first ball. 'Not like last week,' said the wicket-keeper. 'No,' said the batsman. 'Last week I stayed in and got forty and when I got back all the beer was gone!' |
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Expectant father |
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An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on. By mistake he dialled the number for Lord's. "How's it going?" he asked. "Fine," came the answer, "We've got two out already and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck.
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The nervous young batsman
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The nervous young batsman was having a terrible time and was lucky to still be at the crease. During a lull, he stammered to the wicket keeper, 'Well, I expect you've seen worse players.' Silence.... He said 'I said I expect you've seen worse players.' 'I heard you the first time. I was just trying to think.'
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A Yorkshireman had emigrated
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A Yorkshireman had emigrated to America, but still used to receive news from home by mail. One day, he got the following telegram: 'Regret father died this morning STOP early hours. Funeral Wednesday STOP Yorkshire two hundred and one for six STOP Boycott not out ninety six.'
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In the 1970s
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In the 1970s, two dedicated Yorkshiremen were at the match. One discovered that he'd left his wallet at home and friend offered to go back for it. He returned pale and shaken.
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