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Kuch log thodi der karte hain
  Kuch log thodi der karte hain?. Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain, aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain, tab jaakar hota hai?. unka? Mobile Charge?!  
 
School- a place where papa pays
  School- a place where papa pays and son plays life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur life so tht you can die rich nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree and girl gets her masters degree  
 
When I take a long time to finish
  When I take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough When I don?t do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, He is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative, When I please my boss, I am apple polishing, When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating, When I make a mistake, You?re an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, He?s only human. When I am out of the office, I am wondering around. When my boss is out of the office, He?s on business. When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick. When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill. When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview When my boss applies for leave, It?s because he?s overworked When I do well, My boss never remembers, When I do wrong, He never forgets
 
 
Meri taref se apko 1 ?PuPPI?
  Meri taref se apko 1 ?PuPPI? Aapki saheli ko 1 ?PAPPI? Saheli ki saheli ko 1 ?PuPPI? Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere ?DOggy? ne 10 ?PuPPI? ko janam de hai!
 
 
In a bath room
  In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It?s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty.
 
 
Mangta hoon to deti nahi
  mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka deti ho to khara ho jata hai rom rom jazbaat ka kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo baloo mein phool ghulab ka..
 
 
 
 
 
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