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Pahlay hat ma lo |
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pahlay hat ma lo phir mon mal lo phir tokh laghao phir sidha karoo phir sorakh ma daloo uf kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna |
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Tujhe utha ke lon |
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Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon karon andhera ya balb jala ke lon ya tujhe khada karon phir teri jhuka ke lon ab to hi bata ke main tere tasver kaise lon.. |
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Judge-y did u attack tat young man |
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Judge-y did u attack tat young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed and shouted APRIL FOOL!
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A daughter sends a telegram
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A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:?father, your daughter has been successful in BED.?
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Musharraf said to his mother
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Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.
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Tell me.is it going in?
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Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly .. stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam..
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