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5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka |
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5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka
pehle se mota or xtra lamba
jo aap ko day pehlay se ziada maza
sakun or aram ki zamanat
master ka
molti foam |
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Punjabi salesman bargaining wid lady |
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Punjabi salesman bargaining wid lady
baji dopaty vichon sanu kuj ni labda, kameez vichon fair ve do lab jande ne, shalwar vich tay sanu paliyon pana painda aey. |
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Legs utha ke karo. |
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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga*
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A peach is a peach
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A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its
wid tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise,
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Mangta hoon to deti nahi
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mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
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Pehlay gallay lagao
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Pehlay gallay lagao
phir kiss karo
phir bistar pe litaao
phir neechay haath laga ke check karo
agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do
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