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I see you've set aside |
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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He campaigned to have |
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He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.
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You get plenty of exercise |
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You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.
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He would throw a drowning |
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He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.
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Get a glass belly button |
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Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.
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As you go through life |
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As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
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