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Latest Computer IT Sms Jokes |
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Two Latest varjons |
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Computor Teacher asks a kid wat r d two latest varjons of java?Kid Told 1)MARJAVA N 2)MITJAVA,Ishq me dil jaan b naam tere kar java java. |
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Om Jai Computer Baba |
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Computer Aarti: Om Jai Computer Baba, Swami Jai Computer Baba Client logon ke sankat Tu hi door karta. !!Om!! H1 Tune Dilaya, US Tune Pahunchaya. Sunnyvale Ho Ya Fremont, "ABCD" Har Jagah Hi Paya. !!Om!! Oracle Ho Ya Sybase, Sabka Beda Paar Ho Jata. Programmer Ho Ya DBA, Koi Waapis Na Ja Pata. !!Om!! Tujh Bin Calculation Na Howe, Tujh Bin Program Na Howe, Tujh Bin Kuchh Na Ho Pata, Swaami "CORE DUMP" Nahin Jata. !!Om!! Yeh Computer Baba Ki AartiJo Koi Nar Gata, Uska H1 Bhi Jaldi Se"HARA PATTA" Ban Jata. !!Om!! |
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Tumse mila main kal
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: "Your file not found"! Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if" Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, Tum nahi ho Ash, Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai... woh repeat kar doonga Tu naa mili to tujhe....Shift delete kar doonga Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain... aur lonely hainProblem hai ki bus voh...read only hain Shayad mere pyar ko taste... karna bhool gaye Dil ko aisa cut kiya... ke paste karna bhool gaye Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain Woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain Tumhare samne hain itne sample ...kabhi hamein bhi pick karo Hamare pyar ke icon pe....kabhi to click karo
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Two Beggers meet
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Two Beggers meet. . Two Software Engineers meet. . Both asked the same Question to Each other.! . Guess What??? . . . . So? Which Platform are you Working on.!
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