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Do you ever notice that |
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Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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How many men do you need |
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How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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The probability of someone watching |
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Two goldfish are in a tank |
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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My girl and me |
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My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
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First the engagement ring |
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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