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Latest Naughty sms |
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A girl phoned me the other day and said |
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A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there"s nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u |
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Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas.
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Come here,take off urs pants |
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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet.
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Always start your day with a lot of... |
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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed |
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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces.
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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, |
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A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there"s a wet pussy, there"s a happy cock.
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