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A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river |
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A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy.
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A man was looking at a painting for a long time |
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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree |
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
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Please press down!
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Please
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( ) ) baby ur good
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in love ! |
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A notice in a factory for girl workers |
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
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