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Latest Pathan's Jokes And sms |
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Judge Said To Pathan |
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Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai
Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon
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Pathan goes India illegally |
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Security Officer: Who r u?
Pathan: I am Hindu.
Security Officer: So tell me the 5 names of Bhagwan!
Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.
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Pashto main ek Shair arz hai |
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Pashto main ek Shair arz hai:
Dagha Pashtay da rora ma vala da sawan Faraz!
Da Pushta ma rora Dagha Pich Pich, Dagha Pich Pich. :-)
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Teacher to Pathan |
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Teacher to Pathan: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.
Pathan: If aLara Dutta marries Brain Lara, She will become Lara Lara.... Bolo Tararara
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Ek Pathan Airhostess se |
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Ek Pathan Airhostess se: "Aapki shakal meri BV se bohat milti hai."
Airhostess ek zor daar thappar us pathan kay mun par marti hai.
Pathan:"Aadat bhi bohat milti hai."
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Question: Pathan aur Gadhay |
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Question: Pathan aur Gadhay main konsi 2 cheezen same hain?
Answer: Dono Bachpan main Khob Soorat hotay hain, aur Baray ho kar Transport ka kaam karte hain.
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