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Once Pathan student was asked in the class |
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Once Pathan student was asked in the class.
Teacher: Aap baray ho kar kya bano gay?
After Thinking...
Pathan Replied: ** Lady Doctor**
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Pathan: Ye lo 32 Rupaya tumhara |
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Pathan: Ye lo 32 Rupaya tumhara Haq Mehar, Ab mujhe kuch karne ki ijaazat do,
Dulhan: Tumse meri shadi hui hai, is liye 32 Rupay le rahi hon, Warna 2000 se kam nahi leti.
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Tum chand se khoobsoorat ho |
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Tum chand se khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo,
Tum phoolon se khobsoorat ho baharon se poch lo,
Tum Aishwariya se bhi KhoobSoorat ho,
Pathanon se poch lo.
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Ek pathan aur uski bivi rickshaw main bethe |
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Ek pathan aur uski bivi rickshaw main bethe to driver ne shisha set kya.
Pathan chillaya! "Tum hamara bivi ko dekhta hai, Tum peche betho, Rickshaw hum chalayega."
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Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta |
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Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do
Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girl:pehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!
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Sardar: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain |
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Sardar: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 bache woh kese?
Pathan: Susral walon se wada ker k aaya tha k biwi ko khali pait nahi rakhon ga.
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