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Latest Pathan's Jokes And sms |
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1 Pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pocha |
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1 Pathan ne 1 buzurg se kuch pocha, buzurg ne Pathan k 2 thappar laga diye.
1 Aadmi ne Pathan se pocha: tumne kya bola jo unhon ne tumhain mara?
Pathan: Maine sirf ye pocha tha ka 14 August ki Namaz kahan hogi.
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Pathan was thinking hard |
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Pathan was thinking hard.
Wife: kya soch rahe ho?
Pathan: Ye GEO walon ko kese pata chata hai?
Wife: kya?
Pathan: Yahi k aap dekh rahe hain GEO TV.
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Pathan to Molvi |
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Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi: Nahi,
Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai.
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Sardar Laughing behind Pathan |
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Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,
Ha ha I have seen your password,
Pathan: What is it?
Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *)
Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.
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Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha |
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Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha,
Kisi ne kaha aisa kyon kar rahe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bivi hamare dost k sath bhag gai hai.
Or hum apna dost k baghair ji nahi sakta.
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Pathan to Sardar |
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Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash
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