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Angraiz pathan se: Whats ur name? |
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Angraiz pathan se: Whats ur name?
Pathan: "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz: Whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k "Long life khan".
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1 pathan naha raha tha |
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1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...
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Dil mea bsa hai pyaar tera |
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Dil mea bsa hai pyaar tera
Aakhon mea basey hai tasweer tere
Humain jab bhi aati hai yad tere
Hum daikh tay hain tom and jerry
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Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq k mutabiq |
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Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq k mutabiq,
NASWAAR se eye sight taiz hoti hai,
Saboot?
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PESHAWAR main CHAND aik din pehle nazar aajata hai.
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Pathan ko Raah chalte aik CHIRAGH mila |
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Pathan ko Raah chalte aik CHIRAGH mila,
Usne CHIRAGH ko ragra us main se aik JIN nikla,
Jin ne kaha: Teen khuahishat batao.
Pathan: Ek Shandar banglow ho, (Aa jata hai)
Us main bohat ameer log hon (Woh bhi aajate hain)
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Us main mujhe CHOWKIDAR rakhwa do. :-)
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aik pathan betha aeroplane |
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aik pathan betha aeroplane main air hostess boli sir what u want pathan bola mujhe naswaar chaheya air hostess boli sir idher naswaar nahi milta hai pathan bola aeroplane ko lahore main roko main naswaar lekar aata hoon..
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