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Latest Santa Banta sms |
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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks |
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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haan’ replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump |
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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
and says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
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Banta ask santa: what will you |
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Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
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Teacher to Santa |
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Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…
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American: In our country |
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American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female
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An Englishman and Santa inside |
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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