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Latest Santa Banta sms |
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A lady calls Santa for repairing |
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai |
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!
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A Chini was in hospital |
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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” and died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
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Pappu while filling up a form |
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Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
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Santa asked Banta |
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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Santa falls in love with a nurse |
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Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister
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