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Latest xFunny Jokes (English) |
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Latest poem in SCHOOL |
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Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY!
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A - U r Attractive |
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A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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In da mornin I don’t eat |
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In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry..
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When u were born u were crying
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when u were born u were crying and everyone around was smiling, live your life so that when you die, u r smiling and everyone is around crying.
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A mobile is like women
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A mobile is like women :- TALKS NON-STOP, COSTS A FORTUNE, DISTURBS WHEN UR BUSY AND WHEN U NEED THEM URGENTLY THEY HAVE NO SERVICE.
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Always remember 3 things
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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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