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In your life, when you wake up |
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In your life, when you wake up and don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand and take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
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If u save this msg |
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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute and if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
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If you are in tension |
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If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
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True love is like an pillow
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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain and u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
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When a battered wife learns to fight back
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When a battered wife learns to fight back, blame the husband. He showed signs of weakness. When a battered husband learns to fight back, blame the wife. She took too far.
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Girls are like cell phones
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Girls are like cell phones, they like to be held and talked to, but press the wrong button and you're disconnected. Guys are like buses. If you miss that one, another will be along soon.
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